User:John Tester

Hi,

I'm John Tester. You're unlikely to spot me in the flesh. That's because I hang out at odd places on the web, watching out for how things are working. It doesn't pay much, but cooping's easy, mostly no one's connected and I just z-off. But sooner or later, when someone's doing something, it'll go wrong and I'll take the blame. "How could that have happened?! We pay you to check it all out, the routine and the crazy unexpected. Ship up! Or you'll soon ship out." I sulk off — "What'a you expect. You're the smart ones. If you can't psych out the unexpected, why expect me to do it?"

So if something strange happens, don't yell at me. Call the big guys and let him have it. I'm at your back. /John